Taylor. Dagger name: Slyyce

my hetero sexual lifemate. this man wrote the book on partying, from which i learned a lot. hes consistently drunk, playing air guitar, and bangin' loads. he forgets to eat sometimes too. he also forced me to take valium one night when i was near blackout drunk. it made me blackout drunk. almost didnt make it home. thanks slyyce. party.

Josh. Dagger name: Blade.

my hetero sexual lifemate josh. in a gang with me called the daggers. we used to get drunk and jump off our coffee table onto couches with skateboards, take pics and make it look like we could actually skate. nice move. and then someone gave us a hoola hoop. then we got drunk, and make it look like we could do that too.

pops

my dad can beat up your dad. this picture is out of focus because my mom was laughing too hard when she took it.